I need to learn BLACK MAGIC

Can someone tell me / show me where to find BLACK MAGIC or VOODOO?

I dont care its chinese, voodoo, malay or whatever.

I need to JiNX the BLOODY KOREAN AIR SCHEDULER. F***ing lazy guy and bad attitude and terrible.

Gave me 2 Atlanta and 2 NewYork. The Longest and Horrible flight. EVER. And so little $$.

I wan cry.

please please please share me some voodoo jinx.

PLEASE!